Drain the chickpeas (SAVE THE LIQUID)
Put chickpeas in food processor and pulse until roughly chopped
Dump the tomato cans into the chickpea liquid. Break up with your hands into small chunks. Add chili powder, chipotles, and chipotle juice.
Dutch oven: Cook onion in oil until softened, not brown. Add garlic, cumin, oregano, soy sauce, marmite. Cook 1 minute.
Add tomato mixture, chickpeas, and kidney beans to Dutch oven. Add bean liquid as necessary so beans are covered.
Simmer for 1.5 hours, adding bean liquid as needed
Add vodka, salt
Whisk in cornmeal until desired thickness